February 2012
i got yelled at at work yesterday because my boss thought some people were unhappy because i had a ‘bad attitude’ but im 95% sure it was because their food was fucking disgusting
i need a job doing something like licking envelopes or being alone
I’ve decided my dream job is either scooping ice cream or driving a truck
I wish there was a decent paying job as a professional asshole somewhere
It seems as though during my 20 hour slumber sometime between 10 pm - 5 pm I pulled my hamstring
So apparently if you don’t use the rotation platform in your microwave you will start a fire
These 6 pieces of pizza are my valentine
i had a dentist appointment and she asked me if i had been flossing and i just flat out told her “no”
and that shut her up
Why the fuck do all of the pizza places close at 10 what the fuck am I supposed to eat I can’t make my own pizza they taste like crap ugh
and really like who runs to their computer when somebody dies (besides me, hey whats up followers)
I wish the world was flat so I could walk off the edge and leave forever
I ate 7 slices of French toast and I am starving
Steven tyler should swallow himself
i am currently in a fight with kenpachi10081 over a boy meets world episode on youtube
they’re taking this show too seriously
January 2012
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I am in a great mood because the cashier at eckerd rang up my makeup incorrectly and instead of paying 3.79 for mascara I paid 1.00
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My dad: you haven't stopped eating since dinner, you must weigh 300 pounds
